How much did Santa play for his sleigh?
NOTHING--IT WAS ON THE HOUSE
What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
MULE-TIDE GREETINGS
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
"GET OUT OF MY FACE"
A gingerbread man went to the doctor's complaining of a sore knee.
"A SORE KNEE?" THE DOCTOR SAID "HAVE YOU TRIED ICING IT?"
Last Christmas I bought my friend a lie detector as a gift.
"OH... I LOVE IT! SHE SAID "WE'LL SEE." I SAID
How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas?
SHE'D BEEN HOOKED ON CHRISTMAS TREES ALL HER LIFE
What do you call a blind reindeer?
NO-EYE DEER
What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
STIIL NO-EYE DEER
Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging
through a bag of carrots?
HE WAS CAUGHT PICKING HIS NOSE
How did Scrooge win the football game"
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASSED
Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas?
BECAUSE THEY ENJOY WRAPPING
What is one of the best Christmas presents that you can give and receive?
A BROKEN DRUM...BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!!
