Canadian Humour by Geoff E
question: Why are Canadian students so smart?
answer: They get a lot of ehs.
question: What time was it when the monster gobbled up Prime minister Trudeau?
answer: Eight P.M.
question: What has antlers and sucks blood?
answer: A moose-quito.
question: Why is maple syrup always so sad?
answer: Because it's sappy.
question: How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
answer: Take away its broom.
question: What does Canada produce that no other country in the world can?
answer: Canadians.
question: How did they decide what to name Canada?
answer: The letters were thrown in a bag, and the first one to be picked was "C" eh?,
then "N" eh? and finally, "D" eh?
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