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Canadian Humour by Geoff E

question: Why are Canadian students so smart?

answer: They get a lot of ehs.

question: What time was it when the monster gobbled up Prime minister Trudeau?

answer: Eight P.M.

question: What has antlers and sucks blood?

answer: A moose-quito.

question: Why is maple syrup always so sad?

answer: Because it's sappy.

question: How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?

answer: Take away its broom.

question: What does Canada produce that no other country in the world can?

answer: Canadians.

question: How did they decide what to name Canada?

answer: The letters were thrown in a bag, and the first one to be picked was "C" eh?,

then "N" eh? and finally, "D" eh?